It is expected that the Iowa Caucus and New Hampshire Primary will "winnow the field", as it were, of at least several of the Democratic candidates. The winner will go on to face Bush in the general election. The rest will, inevitably, make the usual, "We had a good run, and I thank all of my supporters blah blah blah blah blah," concession speeches that nobody ever remembers.
Your mission is to come up with your own funny, poignant, caustic, satirical, or generally appropos concession speech for any of the current crop of Democratic contenders. One rule: the speech must be ten words or less.
John Kerry: "I was jk!"
Joe Lieberman: "Yes, I actually was a candidate."