There is a lot of talk of "moving to the center" which really means moving away from everything the democratic party once stood for. However, politics more and more is like advertising and focuses only on what sells. We are convinced to buy things we don't need without even knowing what they are. Rather than convincing us of what the right thing to do is, what the right path to take is, we are just sold a lot of slop. As is the fold below...
Hi, I'm Schmuck Brown, and this is my truck...this was my penis, these are my twinkling teeth...what was that...curling iron where? ha ha ha, funny...wanna see more pictues of my truck...more pictures of my...ha ha...nevermind...
HOW DO YOU TOP THAT????
Does Barack have a truck? How about a barn jacket? A big gun? Nude photos? If people in Massachusetts are that stupid how freaking dumb, er...excuse me... easty to sell are they going to be in the redish states?
Hi, I'm Sarah palin, this is MY truck, this is my shot gun Dick Cheney gived me, this is my purdy figure, and this is my stud muffin...he he...er husband, and this is the dead moose he just shot...oops, hope it is in season, hon! God wants me to be yore preseedent. Let us pray. Lord, kin we drill, now? Yessir, youbetcha, we can, we will. Lord kin we kill us some more o them muzlims? We kin? Yippee. Lord kin we teach us some creationism in schools? Is this here the apocolypse now lord? Kin we go live up in the sun with you while all the negroes and jews and moozlims and gays kill each other? Please, kin it be now Lord? Please make it now Lord. I want to go up in side the rapture and live with you in the sun.
WHY OH WHY DOESN'T THE RATIONAL PARTY ATTACK THIS? That is what these freaking dipshits believe!!!
Hi, I'm Tony, this is my truck, this is my god, this is my dog. Arf Arf. I share your frustration. Wanna go for a ride in my truck, you thick headed narrow minded zombies? Come git in my truck we will go see the Lord up in the sun while all the dirty people die. Then we will git back in my truck and drive us out of the sun and come back and rule this hyar earth for one thousand years. Purdy cool, huh? Let us pray, we kin pray in my truck. You wanna take pictures of me without my clothes on? I don't that no more. But ifn you want you kin take pictures of my truck. You kin do it while we pray on our way to vote, ifn a course we don't git us swept up in that thar Rapture on our way. Amen.
I love my truck. My truck reminds me of America. God Bless my truck. Global warming even ifn it is true is part of Gods wonderful apocolyptic plan. Kinda like my truck. Which is a real American truck.
If you are a REAL American, vote for me!