With the ongoing
Sarah Palin has just released a statement, which details her thoughts on the continuing conflict on the Dakota Penisula.
With the esculating military conflict on Parallel 69, North and South Dakota continue to exchange artillery fire.Palin is keen to bolster her foreign policy creditenials, by bringing peace to these two warring states.
Earlier today, Premier Kim Ull Hoeven of North Dakota, has threatened to activate the North Dakota Missile Defense Peace Shield system, and send F22 fighters to take out South Dakota's Wind Turbines and Solar Farms.
His Majesty, King Rounds, has declared an state of emergency in South Dakota and bolstered the South Dakota Military, by allowing Gays and Lesbians to join the Army and Air Force. He has issued a policy of " What Happens in Pierre, Stays in Pierre "
With the American people, following each twist and turn, Joe Miller, Sharron Angle, Christine O'Donnell and Linda McMahon has formed a group called " The Singing Defeated Senate Candidates " and will perform at various peace rallies.
Keen to serve his country, noted Conservative Jeff Gannon, has offered to lead the South Dakota nation into war. Stating for the record, he finds guys in uniform, seriously hot, and he would look fabulous wearing five stars.