Good evening everyone,
I want to buy a new car, because I'm already tired of the one I have.
I thought I had a really good car, but it never goes as fast as I want it to, it never gets the gas mileage that I want it to, and every time I put the top down, I get cooler than I was before! What kind of stupid car does that?
So no more mediocrity for me me me me me me me me me me me...no no no, no more mediocrity for me, nothing but the best for me for now on...
Yup, no more mediocrity for me.
I'm gonna buy that sweet car, even if it takes me 1000 years to buy it...even if I have to sell my soul to buy it...even if I have to join the right wing conspiracy and get paid for pretending to be a Democrat at pro-Democratic Party websites, no more mediocrity for me.
I suffered mediocrity once before, and I swore I would never suffer mediocrity again...
And then I thought I turned a corner in life. I joined the service even though I was gay...of course I didn't really know I was gay at the time, but I stayed in the closet anyways because I knew I was different, and then I got out, and made a great life for myself, and I thought I bought the ultimate car, the car to end all cars...
and I was fooled. I was taken again. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on...shame on...shame on stupid mediocre cars built by stupid mediocre people who make you think you're buying something special, just so they can get you in the driver's seat and drive off the lot in "D..."
Well, never again. I don't care if hell freezes over, I'm dumping my stupid mediocre car before it's worth less than an ice cube, and take action to make sure my dream car becomes reality some day...
and until that day comes, I'm perfectly happy if hell freezes over, driving around in this...