I walked into my office this morning and had back to back meetings. Then I decided to check out the news of the day. Well I am informed that the Senate Republicans are involved in a stick up.
Apparently 98% of Americans are being held hostage to serve the interests of the ruling elite. In response to this, the Democratic Party and its leader President Obama are looking for ways to negotiate for the release of half of the hostages.
If you'll permit me a moment, I would like to give a round of applause to O.G. Mitch McConnell. Mitch is holding up the country in the full light of day. He is not hiding in the shadows, he isn't wearing a ski mask. He is publishing ransom letters in the biggest papers of the country (the Washington Post, etc...) Now this is Gangsta. Mad props to O.G. Kentucky.
O.G. Kentucky is threatening to blow the whole M.F. place up while the Democrats are looking for the $4 trillion dollars in ransom money.
This is almost like an episode of 24. The clock is ticking and 2 million people are now at risk of losing all sustenance. In the meantime, the Democrats have invited the hostage takers for tea and cookies at some date in the future. They are sending their accountants (Timmy and Jake) to negotiate the settlement.
Instead of $4 trillion dollars, Timmy and Jake are authorized to open the safe and hand O.G. Kentucky 3.9 trillion dollars and not a penny more. O.G. Kentucky is not budging. He will leave with nothing less that the full $4 trillion though he is open to negotiate for more if Timmy and Jake are willing to compromise.
The Dems are considering this offer very carefully. How much more over the 4 trillion in ransom are they willing to part with to provide $300 a week to half of the 2 million people set to lose their lunch money. Harry and Barry are willing to add another $20 billion to the ransom but not a penny more. After all, there is a lot of concern about how this will impact the deficit.
O.G. Kentucky is currently in talks with N.G. Cantor about what they will do once their receive their $4 trillion and 20 billion dollars. N.G. Cantor is partial to sending his posse over to the nearest VA hospitals across the country to hold socialized medicine hostage next. He figures that the Dems will be willing to compromise by allowing veterans to cover 75% of the costs of their care out of pocket. The funds received from this will be able to be transferred directly into Wall Street's coffers.
Mitch McConnell is Gangsta to be sure...