[Didn't see a diary for this when I searched. But if it's already out there, let me know, and I'll delete this one.]
Thank God for Larry David. He truly knows the importance of a 3% tax cut, and how much more valuable his life is with it.
Larry David's latest Op-Ed: here
Eating granola with blueberries is very healthy.
Who said Republicans don’t support health care?
And lord knows, blueberries are expensive. But that's just the kind of expensive things rich people need. And it's also the kind of things rich people have repeatedly shown they like to do with their tax cuts.
Because creating jobs just doesn't seem to be to their liking these days. And thank you Republicans, Democrats and President Obama for making sure rich people don't have to cut any corners when it comes to helping America get back on its feet.
THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member, thank you very much. I’m the last person in the world I’d want to be beside, but I am beside myself! This is a life changer, I tell you. A life changer!
The only problem is if, God forbid, the tax cuts are repealed in two years, how will I ever go back to Special K and bananas? Well, I did quit smoking, so I’m sure if push came to shove I could summon up the willpower to get off granola and blueberries. Of course, I suppose with the money I managed to save from the "Seinfeld" syndication, I probably could continue to eat granola with blueberries, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
Life was good, and now it’s even better. Thank you, Republicans. And a special thank you to President Obama and the Democrats. I didn’t know you cared.
Neither did we.