In light of diaries like this and this, both good reads and perfectly acceptable viewpoints, I figured I'd just cut to the chase.
F**K you, world!
Feel free to join in the gripe fest. Let's get it all out of our system, so we can go back to doing positive work, getting good democrats elected! :)
F**K you, cold weather! You make my fingers hurt outside!
F**K you, ice! You make me slip and fall!
F**K you, wallet! You're always empty!
F**K you, computer! You always slow down when I need you the most!
F**K you, car! You're a gas guzzler and costing me a fortune!
F**K you, school! You've put me under a mountain of debt!
F**K you, knees! You're always sore!
F**K you, 3G network! You always drop when I'm talking on the phone!
F**K you, work! You always make me so tired when I go home!
F**K you, bad drivers! You cut me off all the time!
F**K you, UPS! My package is late!
F**K you, credit card companies! You are too damn expensive!
F**K you, Jon Stewart! You make me laugh too damn hard!
F**K you, Facebook! You're so addictive!
F**K you, cat! You always run from me when I want to pet you!
(Ok, I'm sorry. I can't stay mad at you. Can I pet you now? Thanks..)
Whew.. I feel better now.
Feel free to add your own personal gripes in the comments! :)