The Republicans and Teabaggers are right, we DO live in a Socialist/Communist State!
After I left for work today I realized that, you know what? The teabaggers, Republicans and Fox news are all right! we live in a Sociliast / Commie state, and....
... I can prove it!
This morning I woke up to my alarm clock that was powered by electricity from PG&E, which is regulated by the socialist/commie U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower using clean cool water from the Sierra’s via the Hetch Hetchy reservoir that is maintained and regulated by the socialist/commie San Francisco Public Utilities commission.
I then walked down the sidewalk, which is maintained by the socialist/commie San Francisco Department of Public Works, while crossing the street I also had to obey the electronic street crossing signal that is maintained by the socialist/commie San Francisco Parking and Traffic commission (They say these traffic lights are for my "Protection" yea.. right... whatever you say nanny state commies).
I had some bills to mail, so I dropped in them in the socialist/commie mail box on the street, that is used by the socialist/commie United States Postal Service to deliver their commie mail all over the country (from what I hear, it’s mostly copies of Mao’s little red book)
Once I crossed the street I went down and got on the socialist/commie subway (Bay Area Rapid Transit) and was forced to sit amongst all the other commies going to their "Jobs" (yea right, I bet they were going to some Stalinist rally).
I then arrived at my stop, came back onto the street, where I witnessed a socialist/commie fire truck heading off to some fire some place with sirens blasting (The truck was red, coincidence? I think not).
I then went to an ATM machine to get some money out of the bank, the ATM machine spit out legal tender issued by the socialist/commie Federal Reserve Bank.
I then proceeded to the Star Bucks to get my morning coffee, I feel sorry for the employee’s there, because of our socialist/commie state, Star Bucks is forced to pay them at least minimum wage, it’s really too bad Star bucks can’t use the free market, or even pay children 25 cents an hour to serve coffee like in the good old days. Not only that, those workers are "protected" on the job by socialist/commie departments like the U.S. Dept of Labor, and OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration). Those poor employee’s, they have no idea how great it would be to work in an unregulated capitalist paradise, like say, Burma.
To make matters worse, the coffee and banana bread they sold me needed to be approved and/or inspected by the socialist/commie U.S. Department of Agriculture, probably the socialist/commie U.S. Food and Drug administration as well. (I guess those commies can’t trust the good people at Star Bucks to serve me untainted coffee...).
After Starbucks I then proceeded to my job, where I need to take an elevator to the 5th floor. Unfortunately the elevator is a socialist/commie elevator because by law my employer has to keep the elevator properly maintained and socialist/commie OSHA compliant. (Can you believe this commie crap?)
Finally I got to my desk and logged into the internet, which was developed by the socialist/commie defense advanced research projects administration (DARPA) back in the 60’s and 70s.
Then... FINALLY...
...once on the internet I logged onto the Fox news website, to read about the terrible socialist/commie health care reform bill and how it’s going to be a disaster because government can’t do anything right.