Lots of non English majors (being forced to guess and with google not at hand) assume that Shakespeare wrote that sonnet that starts out "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." but that immortal bit of poetry was written by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
How Dost Thou Sucketh? Sonnet 43 and 1/2
How dost thou sucketh? Let me count the ways.
Thou sucketh worse than smarmy promos for
Chris Matthews' show that MSNBC
insists on airing though they do not work.
Thou sucketh more than stupid cartoon paper clips
Thought up in Redmond in '97.
Thou sucketh the worst while I watch thee load.
Thou sucketh as bad when thy colors clash.
Thou sucketh as thy presence claims its price,
Capitalism making my screen shrink.
Thou sucketh with a suck that makes me think
That God is dead. Thou sucketh as I type,
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