A "fu" is a kind of bird that makes a nice pet, except when it gets frightened and shits all over. A fu will calm down if you wrap it around your shoulders like a stole. If the fu shits, wear it.
That reminds me of Rush Limbaugh, another bad joke.
Didn't he promise to move to Costa Rica if HCR passed? Hey Rush, can I help you pack? At first, I thought I must have heard him wrong. Why make a promise that would have such a strong appeal to Democratic congressmen and senators. Given the chance to end the broadcasting career of that fat drug-abusing misogynistic bag of piss, I'd drink a pure skunk stink-juice martini.
Cocktail recipe follows.
To make a pure skunk stink-juice martini trap a dozen skunks alive and harvest the stink-juice. Drink warm. For a similar experience without the labor, listen to Rush Limbaugh.
I can prove that Rush is not a human, if you can follow the logic. Every mother loves his son. To Rush, labor is a headache, and bringing something like Rush into the world would require something like a wedge to split Zeus' skull. It follows that Rush was conceived in the way of Athena, who sprang fully grown and armored from Zeus' head. Every human being has a mother. It's virtually certain that Rush's birth was announced by a splitting headache, and inconceivable that a mother could love him. Rush Limbaugh was not born to a mother, therefore, Rush is not human.
I know there are some holes in the logic, but it's the sort of logic Rush would use, so it's valid within the Rush universe.
Discuss.