With the passage of 'Obamacare' and the advent of a Stalinist Century republicans are now angry at God.
"Godamn God" said Mary-Beth Baker "how can the rapture not have happened?"
"I expected to see the lamb of god and all I got was sunshine" Jedd Jackson complained.
Pat Robertson desperately tried to calm followers "have no fear God is watching and is waiting for the vote on immigration reform before he destroys the world".
"I have spent my whole life waiting for Armageddon and what do I get? Health Insurance, how much more evil must I suffer" said Jean in Louisiana.
Tea Party Pastors across the land are in conclave trying to determine why Satan has not been cast down, and why the Anti-Christ is still in the White House.
"Its most disconcerting" writes Fred Phelps "we will have to be more proactive in hating fags on the Lord's behalf"
Jim Dobson was quick to blame the excesses in Washington "Those heathens in congress prevented the second coming by issuing new visa requirements"
The lack of a great wailing and gnashing of teeth has so disconcerted patriots across the country that gun shops across the land are said to be running low on ammunition.
"If the lord wont end the world" railed Bob Bean "then we will."
"Its a sad day when our children will not be refused by the insurance companies and be covered for pre-existing conditions" writes Marsha Blackburn " we must continue to fight so this evil is repealed, then the Lord will surly come".
"We must repeal this destruction of our Freedoms so that the world can end" said Michele Bachmann on leaving the House yesterday.
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So with this in mind I ask all fellow liberal socio-fascists to spare a thought for our freedom loving Tea Party Patriots for yet another Raptureless day.
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