Over at the Hillbilly Report, there is a hilarious pledge to shove in a teabagger's face whenever they cry teh socialism.
I'm sure many of us wonder how they could be such hypocrites, because we all know they don't yell socialism when they ride on the interstate, or when they open up their mail. So, it's about time we get the Teabaggers, Conservatives and Republicans who call socialism evil to sign a pledge to relinquish themselves of all the government services they leech off of.
More after the jump.
The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge
I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a
socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:
I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.
I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.
I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:
Social Security
Medicare/Medicaid
State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
US Postal Service
Roads and Highways
Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
The US Railway System
Public Subways and Metro Systems
Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
Rest Areas on Highways
Sidewalks
All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
Public and State Universities and Colleges
Public Primary and Secondary Schools
Public Museums
Libraries
Public Parks and Beaches
State and National Parks
Public Zoos
Unemployment Insurance
Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government
Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
You can read the entire pledge here, we should try to make this viral and send it around where ever we can. It's obvious they believe the things they use aren't government run and socialistic. Everybody else but them, because they feel entitled to all this country has to offer, superiority complexes and all ya' know.
It's only socialism when White Liberals, Colored, and Gay people benefit from the services our government has to offer. In all honesty, the world would be a better place if we didn't have to deal with these people who constantly vote, make laws, and fight against American values.
They say they speak for God, but if God sent his son today to save us, it would be the Teabaggers who'd nail him to the cross.
Just sayin'.
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