With people despoiling the planet, climate change advancing as we embrace more carbon based fuels rather than renewables, it's clear that human beings have forfeited any "right" to "rule" this planet. We, the pooties and woozles, therefore, are rising up to save humanity from themselves. Barack O'Pooty and Biden Woozle are leading a revolution that will place this planet back at the center of our consciousness and provide treats, tuna, and pull toys for all!
We are taking over!
You have no control.
Our demands are simple.
Humans make everything so complicated.
Have a silly April Fools!
HAPPY SPRING and today we can ALL belong to the Pootie and Woozle Party!
RISE UP POOTIES AND WOOZLES, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE BUT YOUR LEASHES, FENCES, AND EMPTY FOOD DISHES!
The Year of the Cat: