Introduction with the requisite 300 characters implicitly acknowledging the rule against call out diaries. Obligatory invitation to follow me over the fold (ellipsis)
Explicit call out of respected diarist Crashing Vor. Platitudes and backhanded complements about his/her bravado, wit, and low UID.
Harsh critique of the tone of the diary being called out. General name calling. Accusations of purity trolling/spreading right wing talking points. Invitation to go to Free Republic/Free Speech Zone
Mispeled werds your reedign. Absence of acknowledgment that FireFox underlines misspelled words IN RED!
SUBTLE HINT THAT MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK IN THE ON POSITION.
Quote from diarist being called out that sort of vaguely seems to contradict the point the diarist made. The older the better.
General rant about the state of Daily Kos these days. Should include references to people long since banned and insinuations of rampant sock puppetry. A call to Meteor Blades to read and judge every comment on its merits while praising community moderation. Point made that Diarist being called out has been registered here much longer than this author. Complaint about UID bias.
(Curse words.)
Threat to GBCW that will not be taken seriously.
Conclusion not found.
Update I: Yes, this is a feeble attempt to make the rec list.
Update II: Notes an astounding lack of originality.
Update the Last: Damned slow Saturdays. I have a party to get to. Peace out and Flame on. It's been fun, doucheweasels.