First there was the Arizona birther bill.
Then there was the Arizona Fugitive Brown People Act.
Now Texas legislators, apparently thinking they didn't appease the lunatic fringe earlier when Gov. Perry hinted at secession (I guess he shouldn't have walked it back), are preparing to introduce similar legislation in January.
The answer to this Riddle is to beat her at the ballot box.
Then there's our birther bill.
Next up, we're going to change our name to New Arizona.
I know my diaries are usually epic, but I'm afraid to look for more examples of brilliance from the state I moved to before the nuts got nuttier. And in my defense, Ohio may join suit on the brown note.