This isn't really so much a diary as it is a warning to all that seek to defeat us at this game called Soccer.
Good luck to every team playing in the World Cup. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
That being said: Go fuck yourselves. GO USA. WORLD DOMINATION!!!
Little known fact: The US invented Soccer. And if you choose to call it "football", we invented that too.
If you doubt that, go look it up on Wikipedia!!
(Disclaimer: Please let me know if Wikipedia refutes this fact. I will change what "wiki" says about this known fact.)
If you're wondering what else the US of A invented, here's list of the most obvious:
- Coffee
- Pizza
- Tea (mmmmmm.....Earl Grey. Earl Grey was an American)
- Beer (there was no beer before 1776)
- Sports
- England
- Mexico
- World Peace (Yes, we bring this)
- The colors: Red, White, Blue.
- The Handshake
There is no dispute as to "who" invented these things.
Number 11 would be Jesus. Jesus is the Son of God. And he grew up in Texas.
Good luck to Everyone in the World Cup. I'll remain glued to my screen, cheering for everyone.
(Until the US loses......which would never happen.)