Much like George Romero's epic horror scenario in "Night of the Living Dead," I come to gravely warn you of a real-life horror.
Some of you might not be aware of it, but Daily Kos has become infested with political brain-eating zombies, intent on sucking the cheery optimism out of every humble servant of the president on this site. There are now few (just over 300, at last count survivors as of 9:00PM PST).
Most are now barracaded into virtual shopping centers and commercial buildings, armed with what epithets and weapons they can find. But the Zombie-Trolls (Z-Ts) are relentless, and threaten all of those former fan club members loyal humans remaining alive.
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And as if the news hasn't been terrible already, I'm devastated to report (*sniff!*)... that yesterday they got two of our admired leaders. Moral is low. A Maddow Zombie-Troll and Stewart Zombie-Troll now have replaced our dear, departed heroes, lost this week in what's being called the "Oilmeggedon Massacre" Their groaning undead shells now wander the perimeters of the survivor strongholds, looking to suck the brains from those they once led.
...and SOON they'll be coming for the rest of the Fan Club survivors, riding on Zombie Ponies and uttering unintelligible groans about "accountability" and "DLC" and "conservaDem"!!
Beware!
[Sorry, still working on figuring out my image hotlinking. For some appropriate Zombie images, see below]
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