TLC is excited to announce a brand new reality thriller show. The Wasilla Witch Project: two families divided, pitted against each other for ultimate control of the Alaskan woods.
Meet Sarah and Kate, two grizzly mamas who are headed into the woods to try and put their children in danger so as to create an exciting reality TV show. But lurking in the woods, hoping to get their own reality show are Bristol, Levi, and Jon (you know, the guy who used to be married to Kate)! This evil trio is hoping to steal the limelight and bring about the downfall of both women's careers!
Who will win? Only time will tell if Kate and Sarah have what it takes to wrangle with the loathsome threesome. Guess starring in the first episode is Mel Gibson who hopes to stage a coup and win his own reality show. It's mama grizzly v. playgirl wannabes v. anti-Semite!
Thursday, 9pm ET, on TLC, where no one really "learns" anything.
**UPDATE**
In case it wasn't clear, Kate Gosselin has taken her kids to Alaska to meet up with Sarah Palin for a "very special" episode of "Kate Plus 8." Seriously.