SIX STAGES of MOURNING a BUSH DISASTER
1. SHOCK- "What the hell is going on around here?"
2. ANGER- "Let's drag him out of the White House and run him up a flagpole!"
3. DISGUST- "How can he be so insensitive, when people are dying of thirst in the streets of New Orleans."
4. AMUSEMENT- "Look at that moron flying around the disaster area in Air Force One like he's some kind of junior superhero, what a buffoon!"
5. RESIGNATION- "He's not going to do a thing, but pose for photo-ops and blame it on everyone else.".
6. FEAR- "Holy shit, he's got three more years in office and if we impeach him, we get Cheney!"