First they came to bailout the banks; but I did not work at a bank, so I did nothing.
First they came to bailout the banks; but I did not work at a bank, so I did nothing.
Then, they came to bailout the car-makers; but I did not work for them, either, so I did nothing.
Then, they came to bailout the unemployed; but I was not unemployed, so I did nothing.
Then, they came to bailout us, teachers, cops, and state ag agents; but there was no one left to make sure I lost my job, so here I am, still holding on to my job.