Firstly, let me say I'm not a Rhodes Scholar....so before you start criticizing writing style and grammar keep that in mind....but the call was so hilariously funny to me afterwards anyways...I had to share it with someone...
Earlier today, while enjoying my first cup and before business hours I get a call from a number in the 202 area code...now mind you I hate being disturbed before the caffeine kicks in...because..well...I'm hostile, very hostile...especially when I've stayed up into the wee hours working on a project, but I digress. This is what ensues...
Me: Hello
NSRC: Good Morning, what do you think is the biggest threat from Obama and the Democrats in Congress...
Me: (exact words) What the fuck...excuse me ...what did you say...?
NSRC: What do you feel is the biggest threat from Obama and the Democratic Members of Congress....
Me: Fucking Christ are you serious...
NSRC: Yes
Me: Well I don't see them as a threat, really....
NSRC: So then you are a Democrat.....
Me: Did I say that, no I'm not a Democrat...I'm an independent that doesn't get bogged down in silly rhetoric...I like to make decisions based on facts really don't care to much for ideology....
NSRC: Then we must have different values...
Me: No, I don't think so....I just don't think looking for the Presidents birth certificate or Baptismal Certificate and/or any other silly nonsense that I can pull out of my rear... is beneficial to this country....it's bullshit...
Update: Blah I forget one thing.....
NSRC: What do you think of Obama and the Democrats bankrupting this country....
Me: The country was bankrupt before Obama took office....you didn't know that...Bush signed off on the bailout when the money market crashed Sept/Oct 2008...
NSRC..well ummm...
Me: Yea..ok whatever...
NSRC: Well...what do you say is the biggest threat from the Democrats....
Me: Again I don't see them as a threat...at least they are fucking working and trying to get something done...do I like everything they have done... no...has everything been roses and cherries since they got in...no...
NSRC: Ok...
Me: Listen...I see the Republicans as more of a threat at this point then the Dems...because they are not coming to the table as honest brokers...they are being morons and not taking care of business....they are not working just a bunch of neurotic nonsense....just standing around with their heads up their rear moaning and groaning...
Pause
Me: Hello....Hello...
NSRC...click....
Guess that didn't go so well....and I should probably finish my coffee before I answer the phone....LOL...just thought I'd share...
One thing I did notice in my grogginess, is the lady sounded like she was calling from a sweatshop....real aggressive...they are really trying to push that meme...but they may think twice about calling California or at least me anytime soon...I'm sure I got deleted off their call list....which is a good thing...
BTW...there number is 202-367-9239...if they pop up on your caller id be sure to answer...maybe the next time a Republican says...Americans are saying this...maybe he'll repeat your conversation...won't happen to me, because frankly... I cuss too much...and that wouldn't go over to well with the base, me thinks...
Blah i forget one thing.....
NSRC: What do you think of Obama and the Democrats bankrupting this country....
Me: The country was bankrupt before Obama took office....you didn't know that...Bush signed off on the bailout when the money market crashed Sept/Oct 2008...
NSRC..well ummm...
Me: Yea..ok whatever...