Gathered together from the partisan reaches of the universe, here, in this Great Hall of Gridlock, are the most powerful forces of frustration ever assembled!
Deficit Hawkman! Faster than a cratering economy, never mind jobs, deficit reduction is job one!
Austerity Man-- whose powerful cutting-rays worked so well in Greece, they're sure to work here!
StoneMan, from Planet Never!
Instantly repels the Demobots with deadlocking walls of stone!
SuperCommittee sidekick, AquaGrover!
With signed pledges in hand, working behind the scenes to drown government in the bathtub!
And, the Compromise Twins, and their Republican-pleasing puppy, Giggles!
The SuperCommittee-- Dedicated to expansion through contraction, up through down, and addition through subtraction, for all mankind!