And the Lord said, perhaps you should think twice about hitting "send" on that one.
Markos is away this weekend, so it's left to me to bring you this week's hate mail. I have to say, it's slim pickings this week, but we'll take whatever we can get. At least there's the usual multiple-gay-slurs-in-every-sentence entry. We'll start with that one, below the fold.
Faggot start reading the Bible!!!
What the fuck is a professional faggot like you doing on the internet? All you talk about is how much you love Obama and want to suck his cock. Why don't yu just marry him fag?? Then you could wait for him at home wearing a apron and high heels and with a butt plug in your ass. then when obama gets home with his giant veiny black mega-cock in hand you can suck it like a bitch and get your daily "jizz COCKtail". Fucking faggots like you shouldn't be allowed to talk or run a blog. Ever read the BIBLE faggot? Here fag: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. WELL WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT!!! Looks like GOD doesn't like homos much! Do you think your better than GOD??? Faggot marriage? More like faggot prison camps with mandatory Bible-reading until they stop sucking cock and start respecting GOD and NATURE (ever see a faggot cow or a faggot sheep? thoght not. Its a womans job to "take" and a mans job to "give" if you know what I mean, so put your pants back on and man up you faggot sissy!!! Not even "science" supports faggot marriage let alone the Bible!
I think "faggot start reading the Bible" is as eloquent a summation of social conservatism as I've ever heard. Good show, brain trust.
OWS
Whats up with OWS = Obama Worshipping Scumbags? Maybe you heard that all of USA hates you Obama brownshirts? 99% means that 99% of you are useless fags who live on welfare! Whenever I see one of you scumbags getting your hippie asses handed to you by the cops I laugh my ass off! Looks like your nazi thugs overstayed ther welcome? Now watch as Obamas poll numbers drop like a rock when the OWS nazis are linked to him! Everytime you fascists vanfalize a store or attack a cop Obama takes a hit! Fun aint it? And you can't get rid of your thugs either. Like you can't shove shit back up your ass after it's come out, you can't send the thugs back home now that they think they're above the law and can steal and destroy at will! You will get CRUSHED in 2012!
Cheap shot: imagining what "vanfalizing" something might entail. It has something to do with vans and falafel ... do we ask Bill O'Reilly to interpret for us? Maybe it's like simonizing, but messier.
A common refrain in hate mail is the notion that Obama supporters are simultaneously fascist Nazi brownshirt thugs who are enslaving the nation and utter wimps who could not possibly enslave anything. This seems to fit the pattern of "live in abject, total fear of some conspiracy-riddled thing that is so subtle nobody else on the planet has noticed it" that is so popular with the cool conservative kids these days. Agenda 21! Agenda 21, people!
Another "veteran" dishonored
Yes, I am edscan.
Yes, I am a Korean War veteran.
Yes, I am blocked by the Daily Kos from giving
my opinion on this Veteran's Day.
One day someone will read all of my memoirs
and realize just how unjustly I have been treated
by "the Kos".
I gave four years of my life for you.
Where do I get "four years" back ?
I'm not touching this one. Leave me out of it.
If you will write this story, this will be the best story in the world!!!! You thinking!!​!!!!busine​ss world record $100.000.0​00
If you will write this story, this will be the best story in the world!!!! You thinking!!!!!!We have created an experiment, which will move the entire world and can be connected to any part of your life that you desire. The experiment is the following: We have a penny from 1946, which we will sell for 100 million dollars. The entry is in process with the Guiness World Record. Imagine the magnitude of the possibilities and power which lies in this. The news about the exchange will travel the entire world and everyone will be talking about this. Both the sellers and the buyers aided this will have great fame. Everyone will be talking about this and the people involved will be well known. Look for the person who will buy this for us. Use your creativity as I have used mine. This is a fantastic and unprecedented opportunity for all of us, who knows when another will come again. Think this through, use your imagination and act. I have thought this through....
Not really a hate mail, but hey. Like I said, it's a slow week. Plus, I think this is basically the Ron Paul plan, except with "penny" written where "dime" usually is. There, that ought to generate some nice hate mail for next week.
Is This Still The Kos ?
Have "they" captured you too ?
When you have banned your best friends, what will the rest of them think ?
Has the Kos succumbed to the Dollar?
edscan
Leave me alone. Like I said, not touching this one.
All right, that's it. Markos will be back next week, unless he won't be, in which case I'll be here again. Or someone else. Or we'll just ask Siri a bunch of political questions, replace every third resulting word with a random insult relating to homosexuality or Nazis, and be done with it.