I'm not sure why Herman Cain is still around (and as far as I can tell, nobody else is sure either,) but what the heck.
Want to hear the latest?
Herman Cain acknowledged Thursday that he repeatedly gave Ginger White money to help her with "month-to-month bills and expenses" without telling his wife.
In fact, the embattled presidential candidate said, his wife, Gloria, "did not know that we were friends until she (White) came out with this story." [...]
Cain said that in retrospect he should have told his wife about his friendship with White, "but retrospect doesn't necessarily change what's going on now."
Yes. Yes, that's the ticket.
This is just a woman who Herman Cain was secretly friends with, shared dozens of phone calls with and gave rent money to behind his wife's back. That's the story, and he's going to stick to it.
Well, at least for another day or two, anyway. Probably.