Not me, that's for sure.
Yet last night I got word that an anonymous benefactor had given me a lifetime subscription to DailyKos.
To say I'm surprised is an understatement. To say I'm happy doesn't quite hit the mark. But I'm both those things, and I'm very grateful.
I've been toiling over ways to express that gratitude, something funny, graceful or original. But I just keep coming back to this:
Thank you, Anonymous Benefactor, and Merry Christmas to you, too!