Someone was kind enough to gift me with a lifetime membership: thank you very much, whoever you are (cough, escapee, cough).
So I guess I owe it to whomever to pay it back with a thank-you post. And a very Merry Happy Holiday/Kwanzaa/Hannukah/Christmas/Mithras/Solstice Season to us all!
What I know best (besides the calumny of the GOP) is...you guessed it...pooties.