[ad-style announcer]
Did Twenty-eleven pass you by?
Things not working out as you hoped?
Well, your luck just changed!
Through the magic of year-end compilations, the "Year in Crazy" can be yours!
Everything Must Go!
With the Year in Crazy, you'll get:
Corporations becoming human,
Crazy dictators!
Aggregation crazy!
Crazy destruction!
Crazy dictators!
Crazy negotiating!
Drone crazy!
Did we mention crazy dictators?
You'll also get:
Candidate crazy!
Crazy killers killed!
Rich crazy richer!
And crazy Congressmen tweeting.
But that's not all. The Year in Crazy also gives you:
Slicing and dicing crazy austerity cuts!
Crazy inequality,
And the occupy craze sweeping the globe!
And who could forget one crazy war ending while another continues!
And, if you act now, you'll get the entire set of adorable Crazy Candidates!
(And another crazy dictator.)
Collect the Year in Crazy, before it's gone!
(The year in crazy twenty-eleven will be just as crazy in twenty-twelve, past performance guarantees future craziness.)