Yes, you, Republican Party.
I.
Hate.
You.
I hate with you with an unrelenting loathing that is sure to send me to straight to Hell, and somehow, I just can't bring myself to care about that.
Why do I hate you?
Let me count the ways.
I hate you because, as a Party, you support forced pregnancy and birth. You collectively treat women as idiotic children who can't POSSIBLY make a safe, sane, considered decision regarding their own health and families, and so you go out of your way to do it for them. You support policies that ban contraception, family planning education, and abortion. You're not going to stop until women are married as soon as they menstruate and bear children until they DIE FROM IT. I'll bet you're just salivating over the return of septic abortion wards, aren't you, Republican Party?
I hate you because you support child hunger. Wasn't it one of your own who stated "Hunger is a good motivator."? Every time something needs cut in a budget, the first thing you vultures head for is programs like WIC and SNAP, because those lazy little bastards need to just get a job! Then they can eat!
I hate you because you bust unions. It started with Reagan breaking the air controllers' union, and you aren't going to stop until we're back in the "good old days" where 6-year olds stood on the looms in textile mills because they were too short to reach the machinery and worked 12-hour shifts, 6-days a week, for pennies a day. Where 12-year old girls pack shirts in boxes for 9 cents a shirt, and then are charged a "check fee" to be subtracted from their paychecks - essentially, being charged to be paid for their work! Where employers can lock their employees in so they can't get out, just like the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire - after all, employees can't be trusted to do the job. So what if they burn to death? There's plenty more where they came from! Where women are paid one-third of what men get paid (and the men get paid shit). Where "job safety" means telling a worker's surviving family, "Hey, we told him to be careful!" Where there is no such thing as paid sick time, or paid vacation time, or paid holidays - if those lazy slugs don't work, they don't get paid!! Right, Republican Party?
I hate you because you claim to be "fiscally responsible," and yet know absolutely nothing about money. You go out of your way to cut programs that create jobs. You cut taxes on the rich and for corporations, even though that means you've just cut revenue for the government. Of course, that's what you want, isn't it? It's how you're going to prove that government doesn't work - by starving it of revenue. With reduced revenue, then you justify cutting more programs.
In fact, the only thing you know about money is that rich people and corporations have it, and you want it. That means poor people have no value, right, Republican Party? So screw 'em.
Let me tell you something about money, Republican Party. People without jobs have no money. People who have no money don't buy anything. When people don't buy anything, businesses lose profits. Business that lose profits lay off employees, starting the vicious cycle all over again. There's a reason it's called a "Republican Death Spiral." It's because it only happens on your watch.
Most of all, I hate you because you're lying hypocrites, claiming (for the most part) to be Christian, yet doing nothing that could be considered Christian. You're so caught up in hating homosexuals (Romans, which by the way, was written by Paul and not Jesus) and keeping women in subjugation (again, written by Paul, not Jesus), and jerking off in anticipation of The Rapture (which isn't even scriptural!!), that you completely ignore Jesus's words. You know, those words in red? How about "As you have done unto the least of these, so you have done unto me."? Or "Suffer the little children to come unto me."? Or "Love each other, as I have loved you." ?
I'll see you in Hell, Republican Party.