I called Barnes & Noble to see if they've hired extra security since they made the terrible decision to not only carry Rand Paul's book, but also to allow him to come in for a book signing.
Brad, the manager said they have taken 'necessary security precautions' but would not elaborate. I confirmed, "So, you realize he travels with dangerous head-stompers and you are prepared to protect your customers from them?" Brad said yes.
But, I don't expect anyone to take my word on matters as important as public safety. The number is (502) 327-0410 in case you would like to confirm this for yourself.
Still, to be on the safe side, I recommend football helmets for anyone going near the place today. We thought it was safe to attend political debates in Kentucky until the police and the physician-turned-politician stood by and watched his "personal" security physically abuse a young girl.