First, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Sharron Angle and the witch and now...Donald Trump? Wow.
The tea party exists in a overly simplistic world filled with flighty cacophony, melodious banter, crafty rhetorical flourishes and other assorted diarrhea-of-the-mouth conditions.
Amazingly, Donald Trump is now in second place to win the GOP 2012 nomination because he has cracked the five-step code. Huh? What, where—wait…seriously?
How people?
Actually, it’s pretty simple once you understand their motivations.
Simply put, their candidates must be able to tickle the depths off their inner ears while scratching their closed-minded hearts.
You see, the straight-up republican party of yester-year died in 2006 and was reincarnated in 2008 as a ninja warrior on steroids with about as much "political" sense as a sprayed roach on Viagra.
You don’t believe me?
Well doggonit you should because you know, “any” political party that nominates a cunning, unemployed, former witch has serious issues. So when I read this excerpt I wasn’t surprised:
In the latest NBC/Wall Street Journal poll, businessman and reality television star Donald Trump finished second behind only former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney in a hypothetical 2012 Republican primary heat.
Trump’s 17 percent tied with former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and put him well in front of other well- known GOP contenders like former Alaska governor Sarah Palin and former House speaker Newt Gingrich.
And, among those who identify themselves as tea party supporters, Trump is actually in the lead with 20 percent, followed by Romney at 17 percent and Huckabee at 14 percent. http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
Listen people, you too can be a GOP nominee in some race, somewhere in 2012—I’m serious, let me explain how:
1.You must show extreme personal hatred, disdain and disrespect for the president in an over-the-top way. If you cannot find that real hatred in your heart, it’s essential that you pretend, and pretend well.
2. You must be a birther—period!! Those who believe Obama was born in this country need not apply—so you better fake it ‘til you make it!!
3. You must be a closet racist or pretend you are but your bigotry cannot be overt. You must be able to send out cattle-calls to the Dixiecrats sorta like Governors McDonald of Virginia and Barbour of Mississippi. You know, “we gotta take our country back” wink, wink.
4. You must have a deep relationship with Fox news with the innate ability to speak in sound-bites and slogans –you know, “don’t retreat, reload” and other assorted nonsense.
5. You must hate Muslims, Blacks, Hispanics, gays, young people, educated people, northerners, folks who live on the coasts, Jews, science, healthcare, Hollywood, unions, democrats, progressives, foreigners, the MSM, healthy eating, green energy, and any other thought, idea, policy, person place or thing that doesn’t look smell or taste “exactly” like yourself—or, at least pretend to.
That's the tea party five-step program.
If Donald Trump can learn these few crucial steps, you can too.
Good luck winning your nominations.