10) because NPR's Garrison Keillor supported Michele Bachmann's opponent to represent Lake Wobegon
9) because women should be "barefoot & pregnant" so mostly boys can get into Law & Med school again
8) because NPR has a show called "Fresh Air" which hurts the Koch brothers' feelings
7) so kids can learn about the Old Testament in school, especially about the Profits
6) because Cookie Monster is Blue, Kermit is Green and Big Bird is Yellow. Where are the White Muppets?
5) because Ken Burns' Civil War implies the Civil War had something to do with slavery
4) because McLaughlin Group has Eleanor Clift on it. And because Eleanor Clift's first name is Eleanor
3) to shut down the FDA because Real Men like Ecoli, who is an Old Testament Prophet
2) because Miss Piggy is a cross-dresser
1) because they think birth control causes breast cancer & what good is a woman with No Boobs?!
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