Welcome to WPPR, Pootie Picture Radio. We interrupt this regularly scheduled diary to bring you Edward R. Purrow, broadcasting from Bay City, Michigan.
Recapping President Obama's press conference from an hour ago: Pootie pRon was found on a hard drive in Osama Bin Laden's bedroom. The White House Press Office is about to release a hand full of photo's to demonstrate to the world what a monster Osama Bin Laden was.
One moment please...... While we wait for the photos, I will read from a press release that was just handed out. Apparently, the photos contain pictures of innocent pooties in questionable poses with western song references on them! The photos are examples of the hundreds that were found encrypted on OBL's personal hard drive. I'm sure when released, the photos will speak for themselves.
The photos are being released as I speak. I have to say that I am speechless... utterly speechless. Many of the photos are of very young possibly underage poot-tens. The press release says that there are only a few that can be released, due to their graphic nature. Before we show these pictures, you should consider removing any young pooties that might be in the room. If you are squeamish, you might consider looking away yourself. Join us after the jump to see the photos that the world is waiting to see.
The Isley Brothers
Marvin Gaye
Teddy Pendergrass
Dave Matthews
The Rolling Stones
Inxs
Def Leppard
Pussycat Dolls
Patti LaBelle
Led Zeppelin
DiVinyls
Recapping: President Obama ordered the release of several photos of pootie pRon that were found encrypted on Osama Bin Laden's personal hard drive found in his bedroom. We now wait for the reaction of the world. We will be monitoring the comments throughtout the night for your thoughts.
This is Edward R. Purrow reporting for WPPR, Pootie Picture Radio, a Division of the Kos Watch Radio Network.
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A spokesman for Al Qaeda has just released a statement. In it, he states that President Obama had the pRon pictures planted on OBL's personal hard drive to create a purr-fect storm of controversy. He says that it is impossible that OBL would have EVER had such material on his personal hard drive.