DRUDGE: Entire raid staged to cover backlash from Obama's failure to get Hillary anything for Secretaries Day.
If Bin Laden wanted a mansion without internet or telephone -- why didn't he just sign up with AT&T?
From now on, when you murder someone and dump them in a lake or in the ocean, you gotta say "Bin Laden style muthafucka!"
Never give up on a dream! It gives you something to do while you're waiting to die!
We all have gifts. The big question in life is how we will waste them before dying alone.
Sure, everything is terrible and nothing works, but hey--discounted Easter candy.
Fear is just your mind's way of saying, ''what kind of stupid shit have you gotten us into now?"
I'm not so worried about public healthcare. I already get my eyes checked at the DMV.
Every show on A&E should be called, "Fucking Maniacs."