I hope that "treasure trove" of information the CIA took from Bin Laden reveals why I paid taxes last year and GE didn't.
Barack Obama, the only black man that has ever had to convince everyone he committed the murder.
Dear Pakistan, If we have a terrorist hiding in our country, feel free to come kill him for us. We'll cover your expenses.
Just how gruesome are these Bin Laden photos? Shirtless Carrot Top gruesome?
Bush declined an invite to the Ground Zero celebration, but he did send his codpiece. So at least he was there in spirit.
If only they had video of Bin Laden watching The Apprentice, it would all come full circle.