Later this afternoon I may be announcing I will be stepping down as a member of the Democratic Party and a consumer of media so that I can dedicate myself full time to the important goal of advocating for, and promoting the recognition and strengthening of potentially more attractive Congressional Member body parts.
And, no, Paul Ryan and Aaron Schlock. I'm not referring to your abs.
I'm desperate to see parts I personally find much more exciting and impressive when shown fully erect.
Like THIS one:
By sgarystewart at 2011-06-16
However, a word of caution to those Democratic Reps who do opt to use new media to show this particular, rarely exposed piece of your anatomy:
You may fare better politically if you continue to limit yourself and your followers to sharing only your forked tongues, two faces, yellow bellies, bowed heads, and wrung out hands, than if you begin putting this part of your anatomy on display for all the world to see:
By sgarystewart at 2011-06-16
If you have the audacity to flash one of these at us, you may find yourself targeted by right-wing online vigilantes, an insatiable, unbalanced, and panting, priggish media, and, that you will be virtually friendless in the esteemed Body in which you serve.
By sgarystewart at 2011-06-16
On the other hand, if you start showing our Country, your constituents, and your fellow Democratic Reps one of these, especially in public, and in service to actual principals and issues of importance, you will have my full support.
Whatever you choose to share with us, I suspect we can count on you to be discreet.
Now, let the exceedingly brief self-examinations by the media and Democratic Leadership begin.