There's a perfectly good explanation for Sarah Palin's historical inaccuracies about Paul Revere: She is Sarah Palin & Sarah Palin is dumb.
Andrew Breitbart is a distraction and nothing he does should matter to anyone. Treat him like the maggot he is and leave him to rot in the dump with the rest of the trash.
Just because you know something is right/wrong, use marketing when proclaiming it if you want it to be received.
The best way to make people think I'm sane is to admit that I'm insane right up front.
The funniest part is when you realize I'm not one of you. You're one of me.
I am a by-product of my environment.
I didn't invent reality. I just live here.
I'm holding down a job, but it feels the other way around.
I want to see a TV show where people doing the master cleanse have to go to Africa and tell starving children about it.
Get a DUI? It's okay. Remember, Emilio Estevez got a DUI in The Mighty Ducks and he led The Ducks to the championship.
I wanted to drink in moderation, but I couldn't find it on Google Maps. So, imma just chill right here.