GOP President candidate Herman Cain:
I just got back from China. Ever heard of the Great Wall of China? It looks pretty sturdy. And that sucker is real high. I think we can build one if we want to! We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence! Now, my fence might be part Great Wall and part electrical technology…It will be a twenty foot wall, barbed wire, electrified on the top, and on this side of the fence, I’ll have that moat that President Obama talked about. And I would put those alligators in that moat!
Not to be outdone, former Senator and current GOP presidential candidate is calling for sharks with lasers on their heads to be put in moat rather than alligators.
Marie Diamond of Think Progress:
The idea of erecting a massive fence along the U.S.–Mexico border has long been a favorite of conservatives, despite the fact that several experts have condemned the notion as foolhardy and ineffective. As Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano once said, “You show me a 50-foot wall and I’ll show you a 51-foot ladder.
But, sharks with lasers could cut down the ladders and stop the illegals from coming into America. Also, the “Sharks with Lasers for Preservation of America” Bill would definitely be one page at the most. Thus,
Cain will sign it into law if he would become president.