Perverts are great at getting elected to congress. What a clever bunch.
Eric Cantor would never tweet a photo of his penis, he just sends twitpics of his middle finger to tornado victims.
Kobe Bryant took Weiner Ring Shopping.
BREAKING: Palin insisting she knows lyrics to Beastie Boys' "Paul Revere" even after massacring it at karaoke
Help celebrate World Oceans Day: waterboard a Republican.
I'm always surprised when politicians lie, but only because I was born yesterday.