The following notice was received today at the United States Treasury:
Dear United States of America,
This letter is to notify you that your payment of $2,000,000,000,000.73 is PAST DUE. A late-payment fee of $230,000,000.42 has been assessed and will be added to your balance.
THINK ABOUT IT! A seriously past due account may affect your credit score and your ability in the future to purchase a home or EVEN A CAR! Why take the chance?
Can't pay the entire amount? NO PROBLEM! Our representatives are eager to work with you and may be able craft a payment schedule that fits into your budget.
We have helped many others in the past, including PORTUGAL, IRELAND, GREECE, and Mr. Leonard Kopacki of Des Moines, Iowa.
DON'T LET ANOTHER DAY GO BY! Please remit payment due or call us at 1-800-CEIL-ING.
Sincerely,
The Bank of China, FDIC