Goshdarn dashnagbit RuCk pErRie iz godammned unMERKIN AND WANTS TO TAEK MA GUNZ AWAY!!
That THAR SeKond MendmenT iz GODS WORK< HOW DAR HE!!!!!
i has ma BIBIBLE AND ma GLOCK in ma golF Kart and he Wants me ta leaVE them HOME!!!
Wut iS Some KKKommunist LOLLIPOP suCking SociaLISS???
Ow R WE GOING TA SELIBARAET GODS GRAYTE WORKES WITHOUT A SHOOT OUT???
JESUS SMI+TE YOU RUCK PERRIE!!!!
I BET YOU JUSS LOVE THAT GAY KOS KOMMIE NAZI SHITE LOVIN BLAG!
NO GUN NO PR?AYER!!!
DA'MN COMMIE INFILDELL HATIN ON.T TEH TEE PARDI!!
IMMA TELLIN YOU I BR=INGING MA GUN YA GREAT NANCY ^ANT YALL BETTER NOT TRY A STOMPIN ME IMMA NOT GONNA TAEK <>IT YA SOKIALIST<# FICKSTUCKS
I TELL YA YALL KEEP THIS UP AND GOSDARNIT IMMA GONNA VOTE FOR tAHt OBAMA FELLA!!