Yes, I said it, that dog is a Republican. Now before you get your hackles up let me clarify it is this one dog, not all dogs, that is a Republican.
How do I know? Well, by his actions.
Like breaking into our fenced in back yard and killing one of our chickens (a layer too, damn him).
Or repeatedly taking a dump on our lawn.
Coming into our yard, chasing our cat up a tree (he just did this again not 15 minutes ago) and barking loudly about it. (Though this time I think Flumpers got him a good one across the nose, she's fully armed if you know what I mean and there was a yelp along with the barking).
And on garbage day he decides our yard doesn't have enough trash in the storm culvert so he thinks it's his job to spread some around.
Some would say that it's unfair to label an animal with the label of "Republican". They really don't know what they're doing is wrong. But ask yourself, isn't that true of many Republican voters? Ignorance of the harm they're doing shouldn't excuse them from my contempt.