I really missed being here last night, but if I'd tried to diary last night, I could've been arrested for diarying in diminished capacity or something, and it would've been ugly!
But, here we are again, F.O.O. boys & girls, and we're gonna get SPARKy! The fun & BRILLIANCE in the "Show Me Your Papers" state just never ends. I'd love for Russell Pearce to try to prove how macho he is! The next time someone warns you, "Don't eat the yellow snow!", take him/her seriously. We can add yet another "winner" to the list deciding to kill trees & "writing" some memoirs. I can't see this one believing in moveable type, though!
Here's a way to get out of jury duty! Hell, I've never even been called, but something tells me I wouldn't last long. ;D Finally, this $hit must be t.p. blessed by {insert deity of your choice here}!
Let's Countdown...
#5 "The World According to DICK Cheney" AKA "Cheney World" - I'm not sure how much more of hearing about DICK's book I can take. I specified my stipulations to get me to read the mother last week; no one's met that challenge. ;D DICK still believes our fraudulent war in Iraq didn't harm our nation's reputation, he still believes we got good intelligence from water boarding, and he's still defending Scooter Libby.
Joe Wilson gets to chat about the impact DICK has had on his life & the life of his wife, the outed CIA agent, Valerie Plame. He brought up a good point. I wonder if DICK's little book tour will take him beyond US borders?! Oh, please let him be that arrogant to try! The CIA had the true facts about that yellow cake crap & tried to warn the White House. Guess who didn't want that information included? *&^%$#@! Not only was Valerie Plame compromised, but all her programs & sources were put at risk when her identity was revealed. Some other details of the previous administration were conveniently left out - like waging 2 wars and not paying for them, the pre - 9/11 warnings, turning a surplus into a deficit, etc. Keith, I can answer your question about what's the stop the next DICK; there is nothing to stop the next DICK.
#4 "Going to Town" AKA "Social Insecurity" - Remember those lovely town halls from a couple summers ago when people were saying they wanted their country back & such? The GOBP just loved those! Now? The GOBP ain't liking town halls so much. Some GOBP Congress critters even have watch lists for those causing "trouble" at town halls!
Amanda Terkel gets "paybacks are hell" duty. ;D A whole mess of Congress critters aren't even having town halls this summer, and Rep. Paul Ryan tried to charge for his! Now, they're having "invitation only" affairs; way to represent we, the people! *&^%$#@! On the good side, Rep. Giffords is walking with a cane, writing with her left hand, and has full cognitive abilities! :D
"Time Marches On!" - There's a penguin dude who just couldn't keep its balance. AAaaaWWWw! Croatians are par - taying with Prince Harry who decided to take a dive...literally. Look at flooded NJ & a vehicle actually driving - $HIT!!
#3 "Cowboys & Businessmen" - Mittens Romney is criticizing Governor Secession for being a career politician. PAGING DR. FREUD!!
Candidate Secession is totally anti - stimulus; Governor Secession used stim coin to balance his budget. I know, details...details! ;D Nia Malika Henderson gets Mittens VS. Secession duty. Mittens is going to a tea bagger thing in SC? He better watch himself there; South Carolinians might not take too kindly to that {insert hushed tone here} Mormon thing! Plus, he's a damn Yankee!!
WPITW - Christine (no relation to Lawrence) O'Donnell's book has sold 2200 copies nation - wide. 'Scuse me for a minute...
OK, I'm back now. She was supposed to appear with $aint $arah from Wasilla but was uninvited. A WI GOBPer is homophobic, too. BillO has gotten himself into a dilly of a pickle concerning a cop, a wife, infidelity, & charity.
#1 "'Roid Rage" AKA "Deep in Space" - I just watched/listened to Space Cowboys today! :D Ugh...Kubrick invented the IPad in 2001? I just about bailed on that mother of a movie - 1 of the few I think sucks donkey droppings. Worst...movie...EVER! Derrick Pitts gets Mars & asteroid duty. And, Keith, not to nit pick, but it was Tommy Lee Jones who ended up on the moon in the movie; Donald Sutherland never left the ship. Please make a note of it. :D There's a diamond planet??!! Newt will bail on this POTUS campaign to head there post haste!