Yes I know. Some of you will think that I am being too hard on myself, and others may disagree with my use of the word. But let's face it, the French invented French toast!
Now, I'm your normal everyday kind of American who borrows way beyond his means without knowing how to pay any of it, drives ten SUVs and is a male soccer mom. But when I cooked up that delicious eggy toast this morning instead of having a nice solid American bowl of Captain Crunch, I stepped over the line!
There's just no denying it. I have betrayed the fundamental principals of the United States. I have kowtowed to the French for the last time. Clamp me in chains right now!
Seriously guys, lay off the word treason. It's making us look idiotic -- even more than usual.