Today the newly formed Super-Committee published the following statement.
Dear fellow [but lesser] Americans
Once again the three branches of government have failed to enact fiscally responsible measures.
The Supreme Court
The decision is based on lack of productivity shown by the court, time is money; and hence deliberation time is to be annulled. The result of this lack of deliberation renders the court obsolete as we [the Super Congress] can come up with totally thoughtless decisions ourselves. The building housing the Supreme court will henceforth be converted into a Turkish bath.
Congress.
Merely mirrors our [ The Amazing Super Duper Congress] decisions and hence as a cost cutting measure it has been decided to that the senate and house need not convene at all, and if they do not convene; they can be deemed an expense and be hence cut. The Capitol is to be sold to Heyday Films and used for an US remake of the Harry Potter films entitled "Harry Potter goes to Washington".
The Administration.
The White House will be turned into a lobbyist and dignitary reception area run by McDonald's. Legislation and treaty signing will be fully automated by equipment provided by Diebold and will hence be easy to misinterpret since the data will be lost.
Elections
Hundreds of millions of dollars can be saved by their annulment, it has therefore been decided to give all Americans a break from the stress and expense involved in voting. Rasmussen will hold a poll once every two years; the data can then be fully manipulated to mean whatever we want it to mean.
Signed
We The Super Duper Amazingly Supreme Super Congress.