Forgive me, I havce sinned. It has been a lang time since my last diary. Health catastrophes, probably motivate by Global Warming, have sidelined me without an arm and a leg and left my at the mercy of incipient Obamacare, for which I am grateful. For all its flaws, I am still alive and while life in a nursing facility/asylum is bad, there is still some hope. The current nightmare is drawn from the political scene, which seems to be drawn straight out of a Roger Corman production, not from the Koch brothers or the pizza guy. Proof is presented below the fold.
It is clear that life as we know it is about to end. Everywhere you look we are being invaded by gay aliens and Socialists and Negroes, even in the White House. The approaching apocalypse is signaled by natural disasters taking place all over the world. Our institutions are crumbling and that there is no one we can turn to for relief. The scientific immunity has been corrupted by evil and their brains have been poisoned. We have seen all this before (Attack of the Crab Monsters) but this time it is real.
The only way to avoid the effects of government poisoning is to ride bicycles made in China. The Democrats War on Energy eliminated all cars, emasculating our nation as in It Conquered the World. America has been taken over by Michelle The Swamp Woman and her sister Sarah The Wasp Woman. They join forces with Christine The Undead, who goes back in time to kill Thomas Jefferson who is the enemy of the cult. The cover-up of their activities is engineered by flip-flop specialist Mitt, who started his career by murdering the White House cat (Bucket of Blood). The billionaire from The House of Usher once had a heart and a health plan, but turned his back on society and went over to the dark side.
These monsters were joined by the arsonist Perry to form the Five Guns Gang, who went west in search of gullible humans to devour like the flesh-eating plants they cultivated in their Little Shop of Horrors. They seek in 2012 to take over The Haunted Palace by promising free pepperoni on all large pizzas purchased on February 14th (St. Valentines Day Massacre). Their Tales of Terror will involve a Secret Invasion of the Federal Reserve led by Ron “Goldfinger” Paul and his randy assistant.
Their tactics include mesmerizing voters with large-breasted females and the elimination of all senior voters by releasing a gas that destroys medicare and Social Security.
Coming to your homes by cable news in 2012. Be prepared or you and your children will surely perish!