A country song by Michele and the Bach-Menn
Do you dream about it like I do?
The Bible’s taught in public schools
We all obey the golden rule
‘n Elvis croons his tunes to giddy girls
First kisses are at senior proms
The pants are dad’s, the skirts are mom’s
We live in fear of Commie bombs
And wait in fallout shelters for the end of the world
Let’s bring back polio!
Rebuild the Berlin Wall!
Couples who ain’t hetero
Are a-breakin’ the law!
Stuff my ballot box
I’ll fill your Oldsmobile
With two dollar gas
Two dollar gas!
Daddy keeps a bottle o’ booze
In the glove box of our Vista Cruiser
Don’t you tell me he’s abusive
You got it comin' when you talk back to The Man
We never question oligarchs
Families live on family farms
In the back of the bus sits Rosa Parks
And no one drives a car made in Japan
Let’s bring back polio!
Rebuild the Berlin Wall!
Couples who ain’t hetero
Are a-breakin’ the law!
Stuff my ballot box
I’ll fill your Oldsmobile
With two dollar gas
Two dollar gas!
Momma smokes two packs a day
'tween bridge club and the PTA
And when we tune our RCA
The great Mickey Mantle is at bat again,
God is playing for our team
LIFE is just a magazine
American is the only Dream
And pedophiles are protected by the Vatican
Let’s bring back polio!
Rebuild the Berlin Wall!
Couples who ain’t hetero
Are a-breakin’ the law!
Stuff my ballot box
I’ll fill your Oldsmobile
With two dollar gas
Two dollar gas!
Two dollar gas!
Two dollar gas!