Rick Santorum: The one candidate who would prefer you not Google him (Bryan Snyder/Reuters)
Awwwwwwwwww. Elizabeth Santorum, spawn of Rick, has a sad
She is aware of her father's so-called "Google problem," part of a campaign by columnist Dan Savage to redefine the candidate's last name after he compared same-sex relationships to bigamy, polygamy and incest. "Savage and his perverted sense of humor is the reason why my children cannot Google their father's name," Rick Santorum wrote in a letter to supporters earlier this year.
"That just makes me sad. It's disappointing that people can be that mean," she said. "That's really the first thing that comes to mind, it's hurtful. But it's okay, we just try and focus."
Yeah, it's disappointing that some people can be so mean. Like, how "people" try to take your rights away from you if you have the misfortune of possessing a womb. Or how "people" think you're going to burn in hell if you don't believe Jesus Christ died to lower your taxes. Or those "people" who compare your love to bestiality because they think it's icky. Or those "people" who are totally fine with income inequality, because, let's face it, not everyone deserves to lead the charmed life of the Santorums.
Don't you just hate it when people are mean like that? So disappointing.