In love & work: strive never to take a relationship more seriously than the other person in it happens to.
Just saw a Carl's Jr. ad where a dude marries bacon. This is exactly what Rick Santorum has been warning us about.
Rick Santorum says gay marriage is an abomination. And you can be sure that any man who campaigns in a sweater vest knows about abominations.
I believe that children are our future. Either that, or robots, or maybe talking animals.
If Asian Harvard grads are gonna dominate the NBA, what's left for the rest of us?
How come nobody ever questioned Clark Kent's immigration status? is it because he is Caucasian?
Operation Hilarity? I am not participating, but I also don't give a fuck, besides, I thought it was about my diaries.
Even your own personal Jesus is probably tired of you at this point.