(Published earlier today)
Say there, decent white folks of Sanford. Worried that the blacks are going to start a race riot just because some Hispanic guy with a Jewish-sounding last name killed a black kid without an apparent good reason? Worried that the angry negroes are going to start killing and raping and pillaging using Trayvon Martin's murder as an excuse to do that which they secretly have been wanting to do anyway? Terrified that the New Black Panthers (all four of them) have placed a bounty on the killer's head and might just go door to door murdering anyone who looks at them the wrong way?
Fear not! Armed neo-Nazis are patrolling the streets of Sanford, Fla.
You betcha, Jim Bob! These are the real deal, too! Not your average, everyday Nazi wannabe, but real, battle hardened, border protecting, Hitler-loving National Socialists White Supremacists. The picture accompanying this story on Examiner.com comes from The National Socialist Movement Online (nsm88.com -- the "88" is an homage to Adolf Hitler, "H" being the 8th letter of the alphabet it is meant to signify "Heil Hitler." These are the people your grandfather and his father fought against in World War II).
According to the Miami New Times:
Neo-Nazis are currently conducting heavily armed patrols in and around Sanford, Florida and are "prepared" for violence in the case of a race riot. The patrols are to protect "white citizens in the area who are concerned for their safety" in the wake of the Trayvon Martin shooting last month, says Commander Jeff Schoep of the National Socialist Movement. "We are not advocating any type of violence or attacks on anybody, but we are prepared for it," he says. "We are not the type of white people who are going to be walked all over."
Because nothing diffuses racial tension like gun-toting racial separatists patrolling an already on-edge community.
So don't lose a moment's sleep, decent, Christian (but not Catholic) white folks! Your neo-Nazi protectors will keep the negro menace from murdering you and your children. And if anyone innocent happens to get caught in the cross fire, well one has to expect a bit of collateral damage.
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