Yes, I am a sleeper troll from the Jonah Goldberg Nation! I've been waiting for someone to play the Queen of Diamonds for the past seven years, and now I'm ready to Sap Your Will with the following PooTEH video, of Anakin the Two-Legged Kitten! Now you will have no will of your own, and, under my command you will all have your tattoos removed, order nothing but vanilla ice cream, and start voting republican.
Okay, I warned you!